survival of the fittest

survival of the fittest

FADE IN: a man talks into a camera.

Uh, I’m being inarticulate. You just gotta be focused. You gotta be clear in what you want and why. This world is changing. And it’s not looking good. You know.
NPR did this story about the Survivalists among the rich. These guys have built underground bunk-like-houses for the next “apocalypse”. They’re speculating a full-blown civil war. Billionaires have gone out and bought secret get-aways with generators and solar paneling, specifically for Doom’s Day. You know Reddit online? The fuckin’ chief officer carries with him a survivalist bag – canned goods, water, ammunition, maps. Another superrich dude went out and got laser eye surgery simply because he fears supplies will eventually dry up. I mean, yeah, who gives a fuck about his eye surgery, that’s not the point. Listen to what he’s sayin’.
They’re sniffin’ the shit and it don’t¬†smell right. And who are they? The movers and shakers of our world.
Everything that’s happenin’ with Trump and China and Russia; the environment, mass shootings, the increasing black and white tension, – it’s not looking good.
But, that’s the point I’m trying to make. We can’t get upset about it anymore, we’re way past that.
[he laughs]
Nah man. The breakdown of society or at least a catastrophic earthquake is just around the corner. And now’s the time to get really crystalized in what you want and why you want it. So, what’s your Why?

FADE OUT.

Don’t be a Woke Douche!

Don’t be a Woke Douche!

Starring Paul Salazar Jr, Xochitl Romero, Mirage Thrams, Abby DeBolt, Tina Huang, Jordan R Coleman, & Liza P Fernandez
Written by Bernardo Cubria, Paul Salazar Jr, and Brian Nichols
Directed by Brian Sutherin
Edited by Brian Nichols
Sound: Eric Vosmeier
Music:
Danse Macabre – Big Hit 2 Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Mitch McConnell

“This is the letter that Mitch McConnell doesn’t want you to hear. It was written by Coretta Scott King and it is about #JeffSession. I don’t believe anyone should be forced to keep quiet in our government. That goes for anyone, on any side of the aisle. And I think it’s crazy I even have to type that sentence.” – Bernardo Cubria

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mexico’s secret plan

“Mexico’s Secret Plan” leaked footage of The Mexican’s Secret Police’s plan to destroy America

Cast: Brian Sutherin Xochitl Romero Abby DeBolt Jordan R Coleman John Phillips Hannah Alcorn Jon Sprik Matt Citron Salvador Chevez Liza P Fernandez Evey Franceschini Denise Blasor Matt Wookie

support group

“Trump Support Group” a support group for people who believed Trump’s campaign promises:

Cast: Brian Sutherin Xochitl Romero Abby DeBolt Jordan R Coleman John Phillips Hannah Alcorn Jon Sprik Matt Citron Salvador Chevez Liza P Fernandez Evey Franceschini Denise Blasor Matt Wookie

build that wall

Happy End of The World!
My friends created a new webseries, #BadHombres

Check out our first three sketches
“Build That Wall”
A Game Show where contestants try build a wall with tiny hands.

Cast: Brian Sutherin Xochitl Romero Abby DeBolt Jordan R Coleman John Phillips Hannah Alcorn Jon Sprik Matt Citron Salvador Chevez Liza P Fernandez Evey Franceschini Denise Blasor Matt Wookie