FADE IN: friends over tea.
A: She said my chakras are outta whack.
B: All of them?
A: No, the one’s that count.
B: They all count.
A: The fuckin’ crown chakra and my third eye. My third eye, man! That’s the whole enchilada right there.
B: How bad?
A: Well, the crown is half closed and the third eye is completely shut.
A: Let me repeat myself: it’s fuckin’ shut.
B: Wow. That doesn’t sound like you.
A: You’re telling me! How the fuck do I open it?
B: Wait. Do you believe in that stuff?
A: Well, if you tell someone they’re shitty at something, it gets them going. Especially when you’re talking about the third eye business.
B: But what does that mean to you?
A: Fuckin’. I don’t know. Like God sits there or some shit. It’s serious business. God, I had a feeling, you know.
B: Come on.
A: I’m not fuckin’ playing. I had a feeling, it’s like I new it all along.
B: Okay, so what else did she say?
A: She told me to do this: [raising arms and speaking to the sky] “I SEE.”
A: [Laughing] Daily. Do it with me. [Arms stretched] “I SEE.”
B raises her arms.
A/B: I SEE.